The Magnificent Bastard doesn’t know all…
This morning, Magnificent Bastard fielded a question from Amanda-Louise about a tuxedo (sic) for her father to wear to the opening night of the San Francisco Opera.
I couldn’t be more pleased that someone is asking the question. I couldn’t be more annoyed that the questioner implied the obviousness of a double-vented jacket and that MB never bothered to correct her.
A vented dinner jacket? Vents are for comfort, not for bastardliness in a dinner jacket. Dinner jackets should be ventless unless you go the rental or Mens Wearhouse route. (Oh, buy vents if you must. No one will criticize you or probably even notice, but we’re talking correctness here.) Vents interrupt the silhouette of the jacket, and dinner jackets are for looking good. They are a form over function device, some of the most bastardly of men’s clothing.
He DID get the part about the flat front trousers correct however, so I’ll give him good marks for that.
I probably shouldn’t be completely critical. When I commissioned my last dinner suit I bought a double breasted jacket because I despise cummerbunds and I tend to get a bit too warm in a waistcoat. But a DB isn’t incorrect… like vents.







