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		<title>For the last time, President Obama doesn&#8217;t know clothes.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 22:59:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Naylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This little blurb showed up in USA Today. Turns out Presidents Obama and Clinton know a good pair of shoes when they see them! The spiffy dress shoes that both presidents admired on the players during yesterday&#8217;s meeting with the men&#8217;s U.S. World Cup Soccer Team were hand-crafted vegetable-tanned leather cap-toe oxfords made by Cole [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This little blurb showed up in <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2010/05/theyre-cole-haans-mr-president-/1" target="_blank">USA Today</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Turns out Presidents Obama and Clinton know a good pair of shoes when  they see them!</p>
<p>The spiffy dress shoes that both presidents  admired on the players during yesterday&#8217;s meeting with the men&#8217;s <a href="http://www.ussoccer.com/">U.S. World Cup Soccer Team</a> were  hand-crafted vegetable-tanned leather cap-toe oxfords made by Cole Haan,  the high-end footwear and accessories company.</p>
<p>The shoe is called  the &#8220;Caper,&#8221; the color is caramel (it also comes in black and beige  canvas) and the price: $295.</p>
<p>In case you missed this important  White House development yesterday, take a look at The Oval&#8217;s post on it <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2010/05/obama-welcomes-duke-blue-devils-riffs-with-clinton-about-soccer-teams-shoes/1">here</a>.  A brief recap: during a meet-and-greet with members of the soccer team,  both presidents commented on how much they liked the players&#8217; fancy  shoes. &#8220;I want to be on this team just for the shoes,&#8221; Clinton said.</p>
<p>He  called the shoes &#8220;cool.&#8221; Obama called them &#8220;sharp.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>OK, you probably want to see these awesome shoes that two presidents think are so fantastic, don&#8217;t you?  Don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you.</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://thegentlemanmason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Caper-C08331_A.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-226" title="Cole Haan &quot;Caper&quot;" src="http://thegentlemanmason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Caper-C08331_A-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re thrilled the Caper caught the eye of former president  Clinton,&#8221; said Cole Haan spokeswoman Merideth Gilmor.</p>
<p>Gilmor says  Cole Haan provides some of the &#8220;off the field&#8221; footwear for the soccer  players. Nike, which owns Cole Haan, provides players&#8217; athletic gear.</p></blockquote>
<p>My favorite part of the article:</p>
<blockquote><p>It&#8217;s not the first time Obama has had an eye for Cole Haans. Guess what  he was wearing on Inauguration Day?</p>
<p><a href="http://thegentlemanmason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/facepalm.gif"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-227" title="facepalm" src="http://thegentlemanmason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/facepalm.gif" alt="" width="240" height="144" /></a></p></blockquote>
<p>I saw what he was wearing that day too.  I wouldn&#8217;t brag about it&#8230;  And Cole Haan? High-end? What would that make, say, Edward Green?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://thegentlemanmason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shoelineup21.jpg"></a><a href="http://thegentlemanmason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shoelineup21.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-230" title="Clinton_Obama_UglyShoes" src="http://thegentlemanmason.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shoelineup21.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="195" /></a></p>
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		<title>Why every man needs a nice suit.</title>
		<link>http://thegentlemanmason.com/2009/08/31/why-every-man-needs-a-nice-suit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Naylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You tryin&#8217; to take your lady out? Take your mother out? One of your homeboys got shot? You got things to do and you can&#8217;t wear shorts and flip-flops.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;You tryin&#8217; to take your lady out? Take your mother out? One of your homeboys got shot? You got things to do and you can&#8217;t wear shorts and flip-flops.&#8221;</p>
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